summer-expectations

As implied a few weeks ago, I'll be out of the country for seven weeks or so starting in a few days. If you are intending to submit questions for that time I still have space, and they are appreciated; I need them no later than midnight Saturday. The polls will continue, but I won't be able to fix any problems. What will you do if something breaks?

• Call you, and then fly to Europe to find you once I learn your number doesn't work abroad~
• Write you an extremely detailed email about why this is unacceptable~
• Motion at the next polling party that a new castle smith be appointed~
• Demand punishment, retribution, humiliation for your failings~
• Understand and accept that your laptop is stateside to allow for greater focus on the trip, and mourn any lack of polling incurred~
• Hack into your systems and fix it myself~