question-beggar

Suppose you were walking down the street, and happen across a poor beggar who approaches you, falls to the ground, and pleads, "Please, won't you give me via email (314oracle@gmail.com) seven questions to be asked consecutively some week this summer while I'm overseas starting mid-May so I don't have to come up with two months of questions in advance all my own?" What do you do?

• Ignore him, keep walking~
• Apologetically say you don't carry questions on you~
• Give the man seven questions, thoughtfully prepared~
• Give the man a couple questions, for that's all you can think of~
• Invite the beggar home with you, feed him, and give him all the questions you have ~
• Declare, "What makes you believe that I might share my questions with the likes of you?!" and stride past the beggar.~