rock-the-wok

When presented with good information, I sometimes think to myself, "That rocks". Which of the following uses of a wok rocks the hardest?

• Using it to cook a delicious stir fry~
• Using it as a cowbell-esque accent to your kitchen drumkit~
• Using it as a blunt-force weapon when you meet burglars in your house~
• Using it as a mixing bowl to make cookie dough~
• Using it as headgear to protect you from hail~
• Using it to collect rocks at the beach~