show-up-late

(no news on CS2 so far) What do you do when you're going to show up late to something you shouldn't be late to?

• Text or call ahead that you'll be late.~
• Own your mistake when you get there.~
• Say you would've been on time, but there was a train/traffic/little old woman/cat/ball/World's Fair/muppets/construction in the way.~
• Walk in, act confused, and say you thought it didn't start for another 15 minutes.~
• Decide it's not worth it, don't show at all.~
• I've never been late.~