show-up-late
- Text or call ahead that you'll be late.~
- Own your mistake when you get there.~
- Say you would've been on time, but there was a train/traffic/little old woman/cat/ball/World's Fair/muppets/construction in the way.~
- Walk in, act confused, and say you thought it didn't start for another 15 minutes.~
- Decide it's not worth it, don't show at all.~
- I've never been late.~
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