place-to-crash

Suppose I called you at 11:30pm, and said, "Hey man, I just really need a place to crash for the night can I sleep on your couch?" What would you say?

• Yes, of course, anytime~
• Yes, but it'll be $29.99, which is a pretty good deal compared to a hotel~
• No, I'm afraid I can't do that~
• No, I'm afraid you'll steal a few things on the way out~