chip-salsa-dip

Suppose you were at a party tonight, and presented with your favorite kind of dip and your favorite kind of salsa. Which would you choose? (you may assume you have the optimal chip to go with either)

• Dip~
• Salsa~
• My favorite dip can in some cases be construed as a salsa, or vice versa. What am I to do?~
• This question falls apart upon closer examination.~