backpack-leaf-blower

If you had a backpack leaf blower, what would you use it for?

• I would use it to clean all the leafs out of my yard and gutters.4
• I would use it to clean up the streamers and popcorn at my local football stadium.
• I would use it to make the faces of my friends silly.2
• I would use it with many balloons to fly, like the kid from Up.3
• I would use it to aerate my morning eggs, at speed.1
• I would use it in lieu of sweeping my floors.2