thrift-store-throwdown

Say you're in a thrift store, and a fight breaks out. What are you grabbing as a weapon?

• A grandmother's fine china, to be thrown as projectiles~
• An oversized coat as armor and the hangar inside as a sharp stabbing implement~
• Kitchen knives, pans, or some other supplies, ideally rusty so as to inflict poison damage~
• Board games, to scatter pieces across the floor and create tripping hazards~
• A cart, for ramming and transportation~
• Ancient vinyl of an artist no one has heard of as a chakram~