thrift-store-throwdown

Say you're in a thrift store, and a fight breaks out. What are you grabbing as a weapon?

• A grandmother's fine china, to be thrown as projectiles2
• An oversized coat as armor and the hangar inside as a sharp stabbing implement1
• Kitchen knives, pans, or some other supplies, ideally rusty so as to inflict poison damage3
• Board games, to scatter pieces across the floor and create tripping hazards2
• A cart, for ramming and transportation7
• Ancient vinyl of an artist no one has heard of as a chakram2