dance-role

At a dance party, what role do you play?

• Hardcore mosher, in the middle all night3
• I do my obligatory 10 minutes on the dance floor and then ideally slip out to enjoy the cool night air5
• I'm the guy in the middle of the dance circle who has learned a specific dance/move to do for this part
• I'm very awkward at such things -- it looks like everyone else is having fun, but I really don't know how to dance or what to do1
• I'm really not interested, but these things often have snacks nearby, so I will gravitate there4