fake-meal

What's your go-to fake meal?

• Some kind of cheese by itself out of the fridge~
• Club, oyster, saltine crackers; preferably not expired but I'll take what I can get~
• Several handfuls of popcorn/chips/nuts/etc., eaten one trip to the cabinet at a time~
• 2-3 granola/protein bars~
• 30 or 40 grapes or other fruit eaten in similar quantities ~
• No food, just energy drinks~