fake-meal

What's your go-to fake meal?

• Some kind of cheese by itself out of the fridge2
• Club, oyster, saltine crackers; preferably not expired but I'll take what I can get
• Several handfuls of popcorn/chips/nuts/etc., eaten one trip to the cabinet at a time6
• 2-3 granola/protein bars3
• 30 or 40 grapes or other fruit eaten in similar quantities 4
• No food, just energy drinks2