snake-in-my-blanket

If you found a snake in your bedroom underneath your wife’s piled blanket, how would you react? (True story)

• Act calmly, and trap the snake or grab its head, and release it into the wild.4
• Grab your 9mm and go BANG BANG BANG. 2
• Burn the house down. 3
• Return the snake to its rightful place, your boot, and recite the line “There’s a snake in my boot!”8

This poll question was suggested by Audio Engineer in Exile!