long-night-drive

If you had a long, late-night drive, what would you do to keep yourself awake? (wrong answers only)

• Recount the events of World War 2, as best as you can recall them, to yourself (with voice impressions of the relevant figures)~
• Put on the Tarzan soundtrack, and other classic Disney tunes, and belt it out.~
• Stare intently at the road. Do not look left or right. You need to focus.~
• Stop at a gas station to ask the store clerk for advice in staying awake while clarifying you don't intend to buy anything.~
• Cross your legs to drive with the wrong foot, and your arms for good measure. It'll be so difficult you'll have to stay awake.~
• Those highway lights are really bright. Put on some smooth jazz and sunglasses to keep the mood chill.~