long-night-drive
- Recount the events of World War 2, as best as you can recall them, to yourself (with voice impressions of the relevant figures)~
- Put on the Tarzan soundtrack, and other classic Disney tunes, and belt it out.~
- Stare intently at the road. Do not look left or right. You need to focus.~
- Stop at a gas station to ask the store clerk for advice in staying awake while clarifying you don't intend to buy anything.~
- Cross your legs to drive with the wrong foot, and your arms for good measure. It'll be so difficult you'll have to stay awake.~
- Those highway lights are really bright. Put on some smooth jazz and sunglasses to keep the mood chill.~
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