dark-alleyway

Say you have been cornered by a sketchy stranger in a dark alleyway. What do you do?

• Try and make friends with them, maybe they’re friendly!~
• Threaten to take them down with your top notch kung fu skills. ~
• Immediately pepper spray them and run away crying.~
• Make the situation less tense by telling a joke.~
• Confuse them by shouting nonsense gibberish and cartwheel away.~

Today's poll question was suggested by the Laminator of Existence!