morning-ritual
- Shooting your cubicle neighbor with a nerf gun to say good morning~
- Completing a short set of pull ups/pushups/presses/squats/stretches~
- Ringing a gong and declaring, “Another day begins as many before, we must pay taxes for death waits at the door.”~
- Playing the MarioKart star theme to get you hyped up for the day~
- Lying on the floor perfectly still with your eyes closed for 2 minutes to center yourself~
- Drink a glowstick, apply a caffeine patch, and clean your fingernails with a rusty nail. If none of that kills you, nothing else will either.~
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