morning-ritual

Which of the following rituals would you most like to engage in each morning at work?

• Shooting your cubicle neighbor with a nerf gun to say good morning~
• Completing a short set of pull ups/pushups/presses/squats/stretches~
• Ringing a gong and declaring, “Another day begins as many before, we must pay taxes for death waits at the door.”~
• Playing the MarioKart star theme to get you hyped up for the day~
• Lying on the floor perfectly still with your eyes closed for 2 minutes to center yourself~
• Drink a glowstick, apply a caffeine patch, and clean your fingernails with a rusty nail. If none of that kills you, nothing else will either.~