woodchuck-chuck

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

• Not more than 7 logs at a time.~
• I mean, probably a lot.~
• None, even if woodchucks could chuck wood their chuckling means they wouldn't want to.~
• ...Chuck Norris?~
• Definitely not as much as Chuck Norris knocked down when he sneezed in Canada in the 90s.~
• 4, final answer~