lightbulb-kevin

There's a knock at the door. You open it. "Hi! I'm Lightbulb Kevin! I sell lightbulbs. Could I interest you in purchasing some?"

• "Yes! I would like to buy 100 lightbulbs."1
• "No, I'm afraid I've already eaten too many this month."6
• "What kinds of lightbulbs do you sell?"1
• "Ah, there you are. You're just in time for dinner. Won't you join us?"
• *Say nothing, close the door*2
• "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."4