lightbulb-kevin

There's a knock at the door. You open it. "Hi! I'm Lightbulb Kevin! I sell lightbulbs. Could I interest you in purchasing some?"

• "Yes! I would like to buy 100 lightbulbs."~
• "No, I'm afraid I've already eaten too many this month."~
• "What kinds of lightbulbs do you sell?"~
• "Ah, there you are. You're just in time for dinner. Won't you join us?"~
• *Say nothing, close the door*~
• "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."~