emulating-gaston

Which of the following attributes of Gaston (Beauty and the Beast, 1991) do you most try to emulate?

• No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston~
• No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston~
• No one fights like Gaston~
• Douses lights like Gaston (i always heard this as interior decorating "does his lights")~
• In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston~
• And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge~