gluten-hot-takes

Of these following Gluten™ hot takes, which do you find the most offensive?

• Hot dogs are a Taco1
• Soup in a bread bowl (e.g. hollowed out Sourdough loaf) is a Pie1
• Pizza is a type of toast4
• Stuffed Crust™ Pizza is a type of Dumpling1
• Big Mac (or any sandwich with three or more slices of bread) is a Lasagna4
• Enchiladas are Sushi9

This poll question was suggested by The Pope in Another Life!