wyr-slip-or-squelch

Would you rather have all floors/ground (anything below your center of mass your feet are touching) be slippery like ice, or have your feet make like a peeling-up squelchy noise as though you are stepping out of mud with every step (your movement isn't restrained, it's just the noise)?

• All surfaces slippery, because I would get to live in a joyous Looney Tunes world where walking is a source of whimsy.~
• All surfaces slippery, because (i just looked this up) professional ice skaters can skate at 20-30mph, so with practice you could go really fast.~
• All squelchy mud noises, because it would be humorous and you could use it to annoy your friends (and enemies).~
• All squelchy mud noises, because the ice skating would be too annoying and you and those around you would get used to the sound pretty fast.~
• Frankly, I'd be fine with either, and if you had both you could maximize whimsy with silly slipping AND silly noises.~